Patriot Pride Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Gen X '65-'80 Graphic Mens T-Shirt - Distressed Short Sleeve Design

Step aside participation trophies—this one's for the generation that drank hose water, stayed out past sunset, and grew up tougher because of it. The Patriot Pride "Raised on Hose Water and Neglect" Gen X '65–'80 Graphic T-Shirt is a hilarious and heartfelt homage to the original unsupervised adventurers: Generation X. Born between 1965 and 1980, Gen X was raised in an era of freedom, responsibility, and zero helicopter parenting—and now there's finally a shirt that says it all. Crafted from premium cotton or a soft cotton-blend (depending on color), this tee is as comfortable as it is clever. The fabric is breathable, lightweight, and designed to hold up to everyday wear—just like Gen Xers themselves. The distressed graphic design adds a vintage look and feel, giving the shirt a lived-in vibe right out of the package. Perfect for lounging, yard work, cookouts, or even casual office days, it’s a stylish conversation starter wherever you go. The front proudly displays bold text that reads: "Raised on Hose Water and Neglect – Gen X ‘65–‘80", a phrase that sparks laughs, nods of agreement, and plenty of nostalgic stories. A perfect gift for Gen X dads, moms, siblings, or friends who appreciate a good joke and a reminder of how far we’ve come (without sunscreen or supervision). Pair it with jeans, shorts, or even pajama pants—because you're grown, and you can. Whether you're embracing your inner latchkey kid or gifting a friend a chuckle-worthy blast from the past, this shirt is a proud and humorous badge of honor for America's most unbothered generation.